Saturday, April 7, 2012

Birds at the Tourist Cafe

What happens when Stork and Duck walk into a tourist cafe?
Belly up to the bar, boys


"What does he see in her?"  
    "Ah, let her go. One bird's seed is another bird's poison."
    "Yeah, but she stole all his crickets."
"Hey, guys, does this Mexican food make your eyeballs feel funny?"
    
It's tough on a vegetarian tourist.  How do the locals eat these wriggy things?


Guess I need to catch it before it gets away. I prepaid all food on this tour, darn.


'Herbert, I'm glad we're eating on the river.  Those touristy cafes are so noisy."
"Yes, dear."
Enough time to pick a few pockets and leave on the red eye.

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